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"I think we might already have lost the next set of graduates, they don't see us offering a career path..."

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"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

Between Offices

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

'I like the part of your resume where you didn't ask for a raise for 10 years.'

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

"Oh yes, we expect to replace you very soon. After all, the qualifications for the job aren't much."

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

'I never wanted the best years of your life Clayton - just a few good days would do.'

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

'Right, I hope that gives you an idea of what the work is about, any questions?'

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

"You're 30 now. Where do you see yourself in five years?" "Thirty five."

Doubt or Certainy

"I owe my success to always being the lesser of two evils."

"Where would you say you are on the confidence/cockiness spectrum?"

'I'm a hunter with gatherer tendencies...'

'I received matching offers.'

'I hear you're looking for bounty hunters...'

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

"I see myself rising through the ranks of the organization until midlife, when I will most likely hit a wall and go screaming through the door."

"I've seen a number of meteoric career flameouts in my time, but Phil's was sure in a class by itself!"

'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'

'Got to give it to him - He knows how to leave gracefully.'

"You look perfectly suited for managing on the pigeons have a salary that goes with the job!"

'You're overqualified... so you'll have to act stupid.!

'Your career is a change management textbook.'

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'Why did you leave your last job?' 'You would too, if they sold your desk and changed all the locks!'

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