Career Path Navigator Gifts

"I think we might already have lost the next set of graduates, they don't see us offering a career path..."

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Between Offices

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

'I like the part of your resume where you didn't ask for a raise for 10 years.'

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

The Hive, Inc. You mean I'll always be a worker, with no chance of advancement?

"Oh yes, we expect to replace you very soon. After all, the qualifications for the job aren't much."

'I never wanted the best years of your life Clayton - just a few good days would do.'

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

'Right, I hope that gives you an idea of what the work is about, any questions?'

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

"You're 30 now. Where do you see yourself in five years?" "Thirty five."

"Use your head, follow your heart and go with your gut."

Doubt or Certainy

"I owe my success to always being the lesser of two evils."

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

"Where would you say you are on the confidence/cockiness spectrum?"

'I'm a hunter with gatherer tendencies...'

'I hear you're looking for bounty hunters...'

'I received matching offers.'

"I see myself rising through the ranks of the organization until midlife, when I will most likely hit a wall and go screaming through the door."

"I've seen a number of meteoric career flameouts in my time, but Phil's was sure in a class by itself!"

'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'

Up

'Why did you leave your last job?' 'You would too, if they sold your desk and changed all the locks!'

'You're overqualified... so you'll have to act stupid.!

How to Polish Up Your Resume. Remember, you don't want to polish it to the point you can actually see yourself in it.

'Your career is a change management textbook.'

'You'll never have to worry about me jumping ship for a better offer.'

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