Career Pathway Explorer Gifts

"Careful, you're probably driving in the wrong lane."

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

Between Offices

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

Ace headhunters.

Planned service changes

'I never wanted the best years of your life Clayton - just a few good days would do.'

"Oh yes, we expect to replace you very soon. After all, the qualifications for the job aren't much."

"Very impressive resume, however you didn't explain why you were tagged and released from your last job."

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

'I like the part of your resume where you didn't ask for a raise for 10 years.'

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'Please don't be hurt, Dad, but I've decided to go into gathering instead of hunting.'

'From now on, Bob, you'll have to fetch your own newspaper and slippers. I'm ready for a career change.'

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

"Trust me, you don't want this job."