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Lew Yomp Jr: Investment Counselor & Elvis Look Alike.

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Between Offices

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

'I never wanted the best years of your life Clayton - just a few good days would do.'

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

'Right, I hope that gives you an idea of what the work is about, any questions?'

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

"You're 30 now. Where do you see yourself in five years?" "Thirty five."

Doubt or Certainy

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

"I owe my success to always being the lesser of two evils."

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

"I think we might already have lost the next set of graduates, they don't see us offering a career path..."

'I received matching offers.'

"Where would you say you are on the confidence/cockiness spectrum?"

"I see myself rising through the ranks of the organization until midlife, when I will most likely hit a wall and go screaming through the door."

"I've seen a number of meteoric career flameouts in my time, but Phil's was sure in a class by itself!"

'Got to give it to him - He knows how to leave gracefully.'

'Why did you leave your last job?' 'You would too, if they sold your desk and changed all the locks!'

How to Polish Up Your Resume. Remember, you don't want to polish it to the point you can actually see yourself in it.

'Your career is a change management textbook.'

Up

"You look perfectly suited for managing on the pigeons have a salary that goes with the job!"

'A strong point in your favour is that you're not over-qualified!'

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

'You'll never have to worry about me jumping ship for a better offer.'

'You're overqualified... so you'll have to act stupid.!

Universidad

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