Ironic Career Navigator Mugs

"I didn't want the family business but ten years ago, on take your child to work day, my father wouldn't let me go home again."

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Between Offices

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

'I never wanted the best years of your life Clayton - just a few good days would do.'

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

Blend Schools

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

"Thank god we're out of the city."

"You're 30 now. Where do you see yourself in five years?" "Thirty five."

Doubt or Certainy

"I owe my success to always being the lesser of two evils."

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

"Where would you say you are on the confidence/cockiness spectrum?"

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

'Thanks for not asking for a rise.'

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

'I received matching offers.'

"I think we might already have lost the next set of graduates, they don't see us offering a career path..."

"I see myself rising through the ranks of the organization until midlife, when I will most likely hit a wall and go screaming through the door."

"I've seen a number of meteoric career flameouts in my time, but Phil's was sure in a class by itself!"

Up

Lew Yomp Jr: Investment Counselor & Elvis Look Alike.

How to Polish Up Your Resume. Remember, you don't want to polish it to the point you can actually see yourself in it.

'Your career is a change management textbook.'

'Why did you leave your last job?' 'You would too, if they sold your desk and changed all the locks!'

'You'll never have to worry about me jumping ship for a better offer.'

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