Iron Supplements Pillows

'Hey, this side effect isn't listed on the medication's instructions!'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Need a vitaminlike pill, but don't want to risk the side effects? Then try the world's first multivitamin placebo! They don't do any good, but they don't do any harm either.

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

'Too much Omega 3.'

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Eureka! This has telemarketing sale of a diet supplement written all over it.

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

Actually, I hate the taste of fish, but the oil's just so darn good for you.

'Buy a bottle of these vitamins. If you're strong enough to get the lid off, don't take them.'

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

'Time for your One-a-Year vitamin supplement pill, dear.'

'So that's why they use the Dutch flag colours...it's flat!' (Pepsi logo on vending machine)

'I need something that will raise my energy level but not my self esteem - I'm already full of myself.'

"Do you have anything that looks vegan, but is made from meat?"

'You're taking too much of that clamshell calcium, Margaret.'

Super and Super Duper Vitamins.

'It says right here, sir, three times as much iron as other supplements.'

Smart drugs. 'Gee, duh, I don't know. Does it look like we have any in stock?'

America's funniest campaign promises...

'I can personally vouch for its potency, sir.'

All natural herbs - vitamins - supplements. 'Looks like he died of natural causes.'

'I can't believe this! You're low in iron.'

"Something from the supplement cart?"

1999 Influenza Chic.

"You'll sit in a duck blind in freezing rain all day, but won't take a vitamin unless it's a cherry-flavored gummy chewable."

"I'm thinking of lowering your dosage of Omega Fish Oil."

"Each of these pills has the energy and nutrients equivalent to two kilos of eucalyptus leaves: Think of how much time you'll save every day..."