Tv Theme Lover Pillows

"Welcome to hell!"

Trial by Media

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'Einsteiners.'

TV-Man

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

Make your resolutions achievable.

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Solar Panel

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

"Spoiler alert."

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

Situation Tragedy.

God with Earth Controller

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Beam me up. Scotty!

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

Love is when you watch television together.

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

Menopause and the City

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

Remote control wars.

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Young Houdini

'Come die with me.'