Iron Supplement Seeker Pillows

'It says right here, sir, three times as much iron as other supplements.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

"Oh f*ck yes. Let's make these f*ckers live for-f*cking-ever."

'I have the feeling my expiration date is nearly up.'

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

Nutritional Supplements.

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

'Don't be silly, dear. You don't look a day over one hundred eighty three.'

Hipster Coffee

"Mas agua for the gringos?"

"It's all down to turmeric!"

Chilli

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

'Buy a bottle of these vitamins. If you're strong enough to get the lid off, don't take them.'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

"Vindaloo hot enough for sir?"

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

Me, the older I get, the more I appreciate hot vents...