Iron Seeker Pillows

Metal detector finds another metal detector.

Muscles

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"We're exclusively delts."

Bench Press Accident

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Exercise Bars

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Bring me some more power.'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

The Red Carpet

Glass Ceiling