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"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

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"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'I have the feeling my expiration date is nearly up.'

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"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

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'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

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'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

"Mas agua for the gringos?"

'Don't be silly, dear. You don't look a day over one hundred eighty three.'

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'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

'Buy a bottle of these vitamins. If you're strong enough to get the lid off, don't take them.'

"Look, I'm happy to drop my attachment to ego, but please, don't expect me to give up coffee!"

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"Vindaloo hot enough for sir?"

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