Iron Supplement Seeker Prints

'It says right here, sir, three times as much iron as other supplements.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'I have the feeling my expiration date is nearly up.'

"Oh f*ck yes. Let's make these f*ckers live for-f*cking-ever."

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

Nutritional Supplements.

Win-win. Whenever I hear that from you, I want to hide under the counter. New research shows the only proven way to prolong life is caloric restriction. Eat less, live longer. Introducing our new breakfast meal plan: The Fountain of Youth. You get half a muffin and half a glass of water. Sounds meager. Exactly. That's why we're charging $16. But a full muffin only costs $4. And it won't prolong your life. Can you even put a price on immortality? How much should we charge for an empty plate of ai

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

"Mas agua for the gringos?"

'Don't be silly, dear. You don't look a day over one hundred eighty three.'

Chilli

Hipster Coffee

"It's all down to turmeric!"

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

'Buy a bottle of these vitamins. If you're strong enough to get the lid off, don't take them.'

"Look, I'm happy to drop my attachment to ego, but please, don't expect me to give up coffee!"

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

"Vindaloo hot enough for sir?"

Me, the older I get, the more I appreciate hot vents...

"Their chef makes an AMAZING hot sauce."

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."