Irish Humor Lover Gifts

' I was thinking of celebrating St. Patrick's day in the old country, but then I remembered... I have no family left over there.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Look! No hands!"

Crap from the future.

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

The Hammer

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

"You are still here."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Public footpath on a desert island.

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

Honest Voting Stickers

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

The Monroe Doctrine

'Where Are They Now?'

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

Anti-inflammation recipes

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St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

James Joyce.

Think tanks.

'You're a good man, Henderson, but you don't have your staff's respect.'

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

Suggestions and Cheap Shots.

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