Uk Humor Lover Gifts

"Just hand over the petrol!"

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

"I'm glad you think it's funny."

Silicon Vale

Peter Cook

John Cleese.

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

William Hague as a punk.

Follow England mate, they're always crap!

"Good news - You can get wine in pints now! Bad news - It's British wine."

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

A rainy holiday in Bournemouth.

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

"Who's the daddy?"

Rowan Atkinson

OLD COMEDY vs. NEW COMEDY

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

Rowan Atkinson,

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

"Looks like beach weather."

Dawn French.

Kenneth Williams

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

Les Bons Bourgeois - Returning home between 11 o'clock and midnight

Rowan Atkinson.

"Noooo! B is for Bullocks, B is for Braindead, and Beating Boris on the Bum with a Big Broom.Don't forget that Achmed."

Sid James

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

Nice shiny...look, lots of lovely buttons...only ?13 billion...NPFit.

Ant and Dec.

"I know you didn't order meatballs. That's the gravy."