Ireland Humor Aficionado Gifts

'Not an island -- the poor sap was voted off Ireland!'

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

James Joyce.

John Cleese.

Silicon Vale

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

Saint Patrick

W. B. Yeats

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

"I want to thank all the little people."

"Good news - You can get wine in pints now! Bad news - It's British wine."

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

About to take a triumphant departure from Ireland, Saint Patrick set his sights on world domination. That is, before his focus was diverted by a small harmless looking beverage.

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

A virtue of vicars

William Hague as a punk.

'I love the Giant's Causeway.'

"While well known for ridding Ireland of snakes, St Patrick received little credit for his earlier wildlife banishings."

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

A rainy holiday in Bournemouth.

'Sorry. lad, but me pot o' gold is at the other end of the rainbow!'

'Okay... if you're a leprechaun then let's see you Riverdance.'

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

'Look! They're little green men too.'

Seamus Heaney.

St. Patrick's Day

Dolores O'Riordan