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'Not an island -- the poor sap was voted off Ireland!'

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

James Joyce.

Silicon Vale

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

Saint Patrick

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

"I want to thank all the little people."

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

"Good news - You can get wine in pints now! Bad news - It's British wine."

About to take a triumphant departure from Ireland, Saint Patrick set his sights on world domination. That is, before his focus was diverted by a small harmless looking beverage.

"While well known for ridding Ireland of snakes, St Patrick received little credit for his earlier wildlife banishings."

William Hague as a punk.

A rainy holiday in Bournemouth.

'I love the Giant's Causeway.'

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

A virtue of vicars

'Sorry. lad, but me pot o' gold is at the other end of the rainbow!'

'Okay... if you're a leprechaun then let's see you Riverdance.'

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

'Look! They're little green men too.'

Seamus Heaney.

"Noooo! B is for Bullocks, B is for Braindead, and Beating Boris on the Bum with a Big Broom.Don't forget that Achmed."

Dolores O'Riordan