Irish Humor Lover Prints

' I was thinking of celebrating St. Patrick's day in the old country, but then I remembered... I have no family left over there.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Look! No hands!"

Crap from the future.

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"You are still here."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

The Hammer

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

Public footpath on a desert island.

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

The Monroe Doctrine

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

Anti-inflammation recipes

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

Honest Voting Stickers

'Where Are They Now?'

Before disposing of useless information please make file copies.

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

James Joyce.

'You're a good man, Henderson, but you don't have your staff's respect.'

Think tanks.

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

Our large economy size packet hasn't been selling...it's too big to carry home.

"I'll have dessert first."