Iodine Advocate Gifts

This salt lick supplies iodide, a necessary nutrient.

North Pole

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Politically Correct Snowperson

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

All Natural Nothing

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

Soldier armed with a pen.

"He's gone goth"

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Japanese Whaling

AI Safety Officer

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

People and robots

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

Sea Change.

Stop Human Footing

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Save the river.

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

'Sure I care about the ozone and the environment. But what can I do? I'm just a bump on a log?'

Heart Disease Menu

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

An angry Shark has found out where his missing Dorsal Fin has ended up being used in a Shark Fin soup meal.