Iodine Advocate Pillows

This salt lick supplies iodide, a necessary nutrient.

North Pole

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Politically Correct Snowperson

Soldier armed with a pen.

All Natural Nothing

"He's gone goth"

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

AI Safety Officer

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

Japanese Whaling

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

People and robots

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

'Sure I care about the ozone and the environment. But what can I do? I'm just a bump on a log?'

Save the river.

Stop Human Footing

Sea Change.

Heart Disease Menu

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

The Seahoover

Catalan sentence

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'