Independence Advocate Pillows

"I'd like a tattoo that says I'm my own man. But put it sompelace my wife won't see it."

'Honey it's time to let go and cut the cord. He's a man now! He's going to college for goodness sake!'

". . . Then she married the wealthiest man in the word and they lived happily ever after, all be it separately."

"Listen, Mom, I'm not your little girl anymore."

Scottish Independence referendum

"If at first you don't succeed, have a second referendum."

Maybe we're wrong to let the kids walk alone to the bus stop. No way! The other parents are way too over-protective! How can you tell? Trust me.

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"

I am what I am. Ain't no politician, political party, nor other group gonna change my plan. Your business is yours and mine is mine...don't make me break open a spinach can!"

'My advice is stay single and make some poor chap happy.'

'No way, Jose. I'm a free-range chick.'

Alex Salmond

"Free from European solidarity! Free from income! Free from future!!"

"I don't care how hard a time you're having. You can't move back in with mother!"

Catalan sentence

"Yes, they call us "feral", but be proud of that: it means we're shunning domestication!"

The Ascent of Woman

"He's gone goth"

'I hate his kind. They use their integrity and hard work to advance their careers.'

"At First Infidelity we're all about integrity...."

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

"The enemy of the people!"

The Ukraine, Europe and Fascism.

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Press freedom makes democracy.

Bleh! What's up, little man? I can't figure out how to start my essay on integrity and honesty. Oh yeah. I once wrote one of those. Excellent. Can I use yours? Honestly?

Covidiom: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

"You don't think this could be construed as ironic do you?"

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

Statue of Liberty reads 'The Rise of Nationalism & Closed Borders'.

"What? You like political cartoons??! You won't get a visa!"

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

"He appears to be evolving differently to us!"