Invisible Rock Star Gifts

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

They hated me.

Robert Fripp

He kept up his guitar practise...

ZZZZZZZ Top

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Rocking Witches.

Elvis Presley

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Freddie Mercury

Guitar Man.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Jimi Hendrix.

Steve Howe.

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Ringo Starr

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

Ray Davies

Plymouth Rock

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Roger McGuinn

Rod Stewart

Dino Fest

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.