Forgettable Rock Star Gifts

"Did or didn't I recharge the power pack?"

Robert Fripp

Michael Jackson.

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Robbie Williams

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

David Bowie

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

Gregg Allman

Jimi Hendrix Website - PLEASE LEAVE FEEDBACK

"Roger, give me the shirt … it’s time."

'He may be the Messiah, but he's no Springsteen.'

'I've read your manuscript-it's a miracle you survived all the booze, sex, and drugs while on your world tour, but are you sure you want it published during an election year senator?'

'So Long Marriane' 1946-2025 - 1960's Icon Muse and Actress...I Didn't Do Conventional.

'That's nothing I am one million years old and if I had their kind of money I would be a boulder in my own Canyon.'

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

Paul Gilbert.

Bob Dylan

Graceland

Born to rock.

"Thus, the Yardbirds begat Cream, Spencer Davis Group begat Traffic, Cream and Traffic begat Blind Faith, and Blind Faith begat Derek and the Dominos and Ginger Baker's Air Force..."

What have you got by the Doors? Fire extinguishers and a light switch.

'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).

'Jimi played with his teeth not his dentures!'

'Sorry boys, you're just not rock & roll enough for us.'

Meat Loaf

Ferrero Rocker

Mick Jagger caricature.

'Heaven...Hell...Who cares? You're Jim Morrison.'

'Take me to your David Bowie exhibition.'

The Stranglers

After 50, sex, drugs and rock-n-roll are a luxury!