Undercover Star Gifts

They hated me.

Barks in code.

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

Undercover Biophysicists

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

"Your clock watching and staring into space skills are top notch!"

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

Secret agent 36-24-36 was lucky she was wearing her new bullet-proof swimsuit when she confronted the intruder.

Whistle blower...

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

'How did I find you? Let's just say a little bird told me.'

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

Polly wasn't a very successful undercover agent.

Undercover Agent

"If your application is successful we'll let you know in the most secretive way imaginable."

'He's working undercover to find out 'what up' with youth gangs.'

"I don't need to write it down, boss, I'm wearing a wire."

Mortified that her hospital gown did not close all the way in the back...

'Sgt. Driscol I think a change of footwear would be in order if you are going to entrap 'the Big Bad Wolf'.'

"I know exactly how you like your hair cut - it's here in your FBI file."

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

CIA 'They gave me a license to kill, but it says I have to wear glasses.'