Rock Star In Disguise Gifts

Tennis Doubles

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Robert Fripp

He kept up his guitar practise...

ZZZZZZZ Top

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Rocking Witches.

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Freddie Mercury

Guitar Man.

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Jimi Hendrix.

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Ray Davies

'Punk Rock?'

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

Ringo Starr

Plymouth Rock

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Roger McGuinn

Rod Stewart

Dino Fest

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.