Investment Specialist Gifts

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

"Dugan is our new specialist in floating rate bonds."

"We have no golden parachutes."

"Our brokerage firm specializes in the small investor."

Your 401(k) is now a 201K

'Now that I have your attention...'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

In the Guru District

Profit

Jack of all trades

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

"What's a debenture?"

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Will work for ETFs

The economy.

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

E.U. Banking Union.

'Now that we've defined 'happy deficits' let's try it out on the stockholders.'

"Invest in technology."

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

Wall Street Couch

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'