
You can breed these if the environment is right.
Looking for a gift to honor an investment anniversary? Whether it's a milestone in a couple's journey or a nod to a savvy investor, our collection combines clever design with heartfelt sentiment. These unique items add a humorous twist to commemorating years of growth, patience, and wise choices. Make this anniversary memorable with gifts that celebrate both the journey and the future ahead—fun, thoughtful, and just a little witty.
You can breed these if the environment is right.
"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"
'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'
Shepherd and eurydice
"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"
'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'
'Now that I have your attention...'
"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."
"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "
Tartine
"I was with you right up to the cumin."
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
Hollywood Sign Developers
"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."
Playing Fetch.
"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."
In the Guru District
Killer Executive Suits.
You're my Mona Lisa.
'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'
"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."
"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."
'That's our mission statement.'
"This place has the best happy hour."
"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"
"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."
Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.
Profit
Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks
'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'
"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"
Sloaney Pony.
'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'
"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."
In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.
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