Investment Anniversary Pillows

You can breed these if the environment is right.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Shepherd and eurydice

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'Now that I have your attention...'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Tartine

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

Playing Fetch.

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

In the Guru District

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

Killer Executive Suits.

You're my Mona Lisa.

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

'That's our mission statement.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Profit

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Sloaney Pony.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

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