Anniversary Celebration Pillows

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."

"Regular service or affected?"

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

"Bigger cake."

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Randy the Love Doctor. What ails you, brother? My wife wants us to renew our vows and have a big ceremony. But I'd rather save that money for retirement. Should I tell her to go take a hike? Of course. That way, there's a good chance you won't have to worry about retirement at all. Exactly ... Wait, what do you mean by that?

Things I love about Powell River...

Dating is so expensive...

End of the World Magazine: Special 25th Anniversary Issue!

'You wanted a second honeymoon, fine, but if you think I'm carrying you over the threshold again, you're nuts!'

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Shepherd and eurydice

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Tartine

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Playing Fetch.

You're my Mona Lisa.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Killer Executive Suits.

"This place has the best happy hour."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Sloaney Pony.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."