Workiversary Pillows

"We could agree to disagree but then I'd just be preoccupied with you being wrong."

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

"Accounts Dept, can I help you?"

"Oh, can't complain."

"Frankly Jack, you're over-working yourself! You're working almost as much as me!"

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the colors of his environment.'

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

"Just the usual 'this and that'."

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

Unpaid overtime.

'What made that candidate stand out?'

'I'm bouncing with enthusiasm.'

"Bad news...you don't have a deadly disease. You've got to go back to work."

"This thing? Oh, you must be able to bow down that deep to be allowed in the boss's office."

"You're ruthless in your ambition, Henderson- I admire that."

"I propose we build a panic room."

Employee lays in his 'OUT' box

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

Shepherd and eurydice

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

Where your mind & battle are los

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'