Wedding Anniversary Pillows

Scenes from a successful marriage.

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?"

"Sweetheart, I don't want anyone to make you unhappy except me."

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

Thoughts

How to understand your wife...

Who said romance is dead?

"How do I love thee….? Let me count the ways…" "I'm going to want a recount."

"I'm not trying to change you—I'm trying to enhance you."

A man and woman face each other in profile. A diagram of their brains shows their desires.

Recycling husband.

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

"Could you stop making that breathing sound?"

'I've fully costed my wedding plans, Daddy.'

'Okay, we grew old together - Now what?'

What wives say...what husbands hear...

'How worse? Give me the worst-case scenario.'

"Of course your conversation doesn't bore me...I'm not listening!"

"Look, all I'm asking is that we let market forces bring a greater degree of efficiency into our marriage."

'Darling, what's HAPPENED to us?'

'Do you remember when I was your trophy wife and you were a stud?'

'Don and I rarely fight. Then again, we rarely talk.'

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

"If I were a car, you could find the words."

"We've been married for twenty-five years. Perhaps we should remove the last remaining can."

"Hey, it's not a race."

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"I'm sorry I used three squirts of washing up liquid instead of two."

"I can't remember half of the fun I had - and I probably forgot the other half - but I know that it was with you."

'I reject the terms of the contract!'

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Un-sexy nighties.

Putting it Mildly...