Dating Anniversary Pillows

"You have such beautiful eyes."

"Looks like someone got lucky."

"I can't wait to see what you're like online."

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

"Is that how you really feel or is all that sweetness artificial?"

"Is it horny in here, or is it just me?"

They were made for each other. She was easy to look at; he had a lazy eye.

Couch Potato Romance - 'I don't give up the remote on the first date.'

'Thank-you for the flowers. I'll just pop them in a very small vase.'

"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive."

"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"

'Ever considered playing EASY to get?'

'I've nothing against marriage - I just haven't met anyone with a character worth moulding.'

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

The Ultimate In Rodent Praise.

Couple ignoring each other with spatnav on facia.

"I hope I'm not boring you with these old stories of mine"

'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'

"I warned you against getting involved with that bee!"

"So far, it seems to be a perfect fit. I'm the yin, and Roger is the money."

"OMG, I'm on a journey, too!"

"I heard they mate for life."

"Can I buy you a drink? And then if things don't work out between us you can pay me back?"

"I carry a .38 special. What do you carry?"

"I love a man with street smarts."

"Grace and polish, all bundled up together in one man?"

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

Cloud Watching

"I don't actually speak them, but I know the names of lots of languages."

"If I weren't a living fossil I could go for you."

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

Playing Footsies.

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

"Your profile said that you liked long walks on the beach."

"So, do you come here often?"