Wedding Anniversary Prints

Scenes from a successful marriage.

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?"

"Sweetheart, I don't want anyone to make you unhappy except me."

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

How to understand your wife...

Thoughts

Who said romance is dead?

"How do I love thee….? Let me count the ways…" "I'm going to want a recount."

"I'm not trying to change you—I'm trying to enhance you."

A man and woman face each other in profile. A diagram of their brains shows their desires.

Recycling husband.

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

"Could you stop making that breathing sound?"

'I've fully costed my wedding plans, Daddy.'

'Okay, we grew old together - Now what?'

'How worse? Give me the worst-case scenario.'

"Of course your conversation doesn't bore me...I'm not listening!"

"Look, all I'm asking is that we let market forces bring a greater degree of efficiency into our marriage."

'Darling, what's HAPPENED to us?'

'Do you remember when I was your trophy wife and you were a stud?'

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

"I can't remember half of the fun I had - and I probably forgot the other half - but I know that it was with you."

"Hey, it's not a race."

"I'm sorry I used three squirts of washing up liquid instead of two."

"We've been married for twenty-five years. Perhaps we should remove the last remaining can."

"If I were a car, you could find the words."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'Don and I rarely fight. Then again, we rarely talk.'

'I reject the terms of the contract!'

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

Putting it Mildly...

Un-sexy nighties.

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'