Investigative Comedy Gifts

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

British savings accounts

Squeezing the Free Press.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

"Would you relax? They never look up."

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

Reporter #6: television.

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

Privacy

The Barrel of a Gun: the Press and the Truth

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

"Skepticism, Jones? Tell me, how does that relate to journalism?"

'Apparently, no matter where you are, you're never more than 9 metres away from a government enquiry...'

'...and as a consequence, you lot all redundant. I'm not making it up.'

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

Panama Papers

"You never saw a tax haven. Now look into this light.

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

'A WOMAN? -- Well, I'll be damned!'

"I've switched from talking to myself to talking at myself."

First They Came for Julian Assange But I Said Something Stupid

'The publisher wants to know how the article on the booming economy is coming along.'

Who reports on the reporters?

The Banana Crime

More Fifa officials indicted over bribery scandal

Dear listeners, Some troubling news. I have learned a special prosecutor wants to know the source for my scoop that Mitch McConnell has a crush on Dr. Pimple Popper star Dr. Sandra Lee. I will tell you this – I will never reveal my source. I'd sooner go to jail, as scary as that would be to my friends and family. Guess who's in the dating market again! Bad girl.

"You're number one."

Journalist in jail