Investigative Comedy Pillows

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

British savings accounts

Squeezing the Free Press.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Reporter #6: television.

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

Privacy

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

The Barrel of a Gun: the Press and the Truth

"Skepticism, Jones? Tell me, how does that relate to journalism?"

'Apparently, no matter where you are, you're never more than 9 metres away from a government enquiry...'

Panama Papers

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

'...and as a consequence, you lot all redundant. I'm not making it up.'

"I've switched from talking to myself to talking at myself."

'A WOMAN? -- Well, I'll be damned!'

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

'The publisher wants to know how the article on the booming economy is coming along.'

Journalist in jail

Who reports on the reporters?

"You're number one."

"Do you recognise the giraffe who hit you?"