Investigative Journalism Pillows

"Get all the information you can, we'll think of a use for it later."

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

Who reports on the reporters?

The Panama Effect

Journalist in jail

The Gutter Press.

'Sir, muckraking is preparing the paddy for rice.'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

The Panama Papers Scandal

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

Trial by Media

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

The Anti-Agent

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Good boy."

"You're fired."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Squeezing the Free Press.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

Ban on Free Speech

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

This Message Has No Content

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

Gay Times...

Press Freedom

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"