Investigative Journalism Pillows

"Get all the information you can, we'll think of a use for it later."

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

"It's '60 Minutes.' Did you order a mushroom pizza in July, 1992, and never pick it up?"`

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

Who reports on the reporters?

The Panama Effect

Journalist in jail

The Gutter Press.

'Sir, muckraking is preparing the paddy for rice.'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

BBC - Skeletons in the closet.

More Fifa officials indicted over bribery scandal

The Panama Papers Scandal

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

Trial by Media

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

The Anti-Agent

"You're fired."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Good boy."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Squeezing the Free Press.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Torturing the English Language

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

Ban on Free Speech

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

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