Invertebrate Zoology Gifts

Malacologist

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Football Chameleon

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"Tallyho!"

'Play it again, Sam.'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Koala

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"They're so like us."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

Myths and legends...