Invertebrate Zoology Gifts

Malacologist

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Football Chameleon

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"Tallyho!"

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"Koalas when no one's looking"

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

Koala

"They're so like us."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Play it again, Sam.'

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

Myths and legends...

Funky Facts: Monkeys.