Zooarchaeologist Gifts

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

City Zoo: Day Care

Polly txt speak

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

A mother and baby elephant

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

The Worm Charmer

Farm Humor.

"The hyenas started it."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

God's Subcontractors

"Tallyho!"

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"Koalas when no one's looking"

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."