Zooarchaeologist Gifts

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

City Zoo: Day Care

Polly txt speak

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Sign my yearbook?"

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

A mother and baby elephant

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Farm Humor.

The Worm Charmer

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Tallyho!"

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

God's Subcontractors

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"Koalas when no one's looking"

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

The Age of Reptiles. . .