Introverted Connector T-Shirts

"That's what I love about social media. I can have connections with thousands of people and yet still be completely isolated and alone."

"Social networking lets me be social without actually having to be around other people."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Club Antisocial

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Networking

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

That party went well.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

Niche Extracurriculars

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"So, you're staying in then?"

"This isn't working out, Henry...I'm a social butterfly and you're just an annoying little moth!"

"I still haven't cleaned up from the party."

"You seem very remote."

Superhero Introverts

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

"Oh, Stan, I love your sarcastic sense of humor."