Introverted Connector Prints

"That's what I love about social media. I can have connections with thousands of people and yet still be completely isolated and alone."

"Social networking lets me be social without actually having to be around other people."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Club Antisocial

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Networking

That party went well.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

Niche Extracurriculars

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"So, you're staying in then?"

"This isn't working out, Henry...I'm a social butterfly and you're just an annoying little moth!"

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"I still haven't cleaned up from the party."

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

"You seem very remote."

"Oh, Stan, I love your sarcastic sense of humor."

Superhero Introverts