Introvert Wrangler Gifts

"Yes, Dear, I know you hate parties, but couldn't you at least try to be a little sociable?"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"What did you download at school today?"

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

King kong 5 G.

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Cow Pilot.

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

Automation of Security

'Did you want me, boss?'

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

"For the love of God Billy, you've got to stop putting things up your nose!"

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

Two robots are playing table football.

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'