Introvert Wrangler Gifts

"Yes, Dear, I know you hate parties, but couldn't you at least try to be a little sociable?"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

The First Martian Dog.

"What did you download at school today?"

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

King kong 5 G.

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

Cow Pilot.

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

Automation of Security

'Did you want me, boss?'

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

"For the love of God Billy, you've got to stop putting things up your nose!"

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

"Hey guys, here's one I wrote about the loneliness of Lockdown."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Two robots are playing table football.

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

Shy Man at Party