Introvert Idol Gifts

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Nerd tryouts.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

She required plenty of personal space.

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

Emily Dickinson at a Cocktail Party: "I;m Nobody! Who are you? Are you - Nobody - too?"

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

Drinking Companions

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"Of course working from home is different. . ."

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

Introverted Chair

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"The joy of the house to myself"

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'