Introvert Entertainer Gifts

Making new friends in the age of self-isolation

"Too crowded. Let's go."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

That party went well.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

She required plenty of personal space.

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"The joy of the house to myself"

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

Introverted Chair

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

A man sits behind a table in a book store with a sign that reads "Take the author to lunch 1 P.M."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

"I don't mind working from home. I never liked those people at the office anyway."

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'