Introspective Cig Enthusiast Gifts

Man smokes a cloud of text.

Sir Winston Churchill

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

Merry Christmas.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

'He's just come back from another management training course.'

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

House of Beans - No Smoking.

José Saramago

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

Devil Smokes Cigar

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

"With the return of cigars and martinis could war have been far behind?"

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

Stop Smoking Program.

Man's dentures hold cigar.

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

"Try getting life insurance when scientists are always supplying you with tobacco."

Vaping cigarette

Smoking in office cubicles.

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

"Ralph said he'd give up cigars if I gave up Prince Charles and Di."

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

'I know these cigars are expensive, Jeff. But you really should learn when to stub them out.'