Introspective Cig Enthusiast T-Shirts

Man smokes a cloud of text.

Sir Winston Churchill

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

Merry Christmas.

Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

'He's just come back from another management training course.'

'Harold took the advice of the 'experts' and only invested in things he understood, which is why our portfolio consists entirely of Anheuser-Busch and Phillip Morris.'

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

House of Beans - No Smoking.

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

José Saramago

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

Stop Smoking Program.

Devil Smokes Cigar

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

"With the return of cigars and martinis could war have been far behind?"

Man's dentures hold cigar.

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

"Try getting life insurance when scientists are always supplying you with tobacco."

Vaping cigarette

Smoking in office cubicles.

'I know these cigars are expensive, Jeff. But you really should learn when to stub them out.'

A shared passion

"Ralph said he'd give up cigars if I gave up Prince Charles and Di."