Intro Narration Fans Gifts

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

Alien Assumption

"Recalculating route..."

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

Thomas Keneally

"You don't think this could be construed as ironic do you?"

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

God's Double Whammy.

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

"OMG! A portal to another panel."

Dr. Kapuchnik, what's the difference between tears of joy and tears of despair? About 100 dollars an hour.

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

"I'm looking for a GPS with Morgan Freeman's voice. Maybe my husband will listen to it."

The Doomed Character

The play was soo much fun! You were great, Sally! Do I know you? I was your #3 attendant in scene 2. Attendants are seen and not heard. Are you going into the theater, Twig? Yes. I'm going to write plays where the pretty girls get it. Ah, revenge! The wellspring of great art.

I caught him curled up on a friends head; do you know what they were playing? Daniel Boone!'

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

'I guess it all started the day my mom said, son, if you put your mind to it, there's nothing you can't do.'

"Hi. I'm the babysitter, formerly with Action Data Systems."

Roadie

'Thank you for that kind introduction, Ed, but frankly, I would've liked a little further ado.'

News Celeb Divorce: Long-suffering wife tells us of abusive husband, In tomorrow's news - dignified husband tells us of vile grabbing wife.

"Hi. My name is Jonathan, and I'll be your analyst today."

Prison ain't so bad- ? -aside from all the metrosexual activity.

Please don't tell the cows they are in a cartoon.

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

"Late, as usual."

"They called him ‘weird’, they called him ‘creepy’, but now they’d call him Sheriff."

'I've started hearing voices in my head, but, y'know . . . it's a bit of company . . .'

"Refusal to Obey a Police Officer. You?"

"I was making big money! Yes, an inch too big."

"He says he won't wear a mask."

'Typical, the World's covered in water and Noah runs aground.'