Intro Narration Fans Mugs

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

"Recalculating route..."

Alien Assumption

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

Thomas Keneally

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

God's Double Whammy.

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

The Doomed Character

I caught him curled up on a friends head; do you know what they were playing? Daniel Boone!'

Roadie

'I guess it all started the day my mom said, son, if you put your mind to it, there's nothing you can't do.'

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

'Thank you for that kind introduction, Ed, but frankly, I would've liked a little further ado.'

News Celeb Divorce: Long-suffering wife tells us of abusive husband, In tomorrow's news - dignified husband tells us of vile grabbing wife.

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

Please don't tell the cows they are in a cartoon.

Prison ain't so bad- ? -aside from all the metrosexual activity.

"Hi. My name is Jonathan, and I'll be your analyst today."

"Late, as usual."

"They called him ‘weird’, they called him ‘creepy’, but now they’d call him Sheriff."

'I've started hearing voices in my head, but, y'know . . . it's a bit of company . . .'

"He says he won't wear a mask."

'I got busted for Identity Theft: I was pretending to be the Prince...'

'Typical, the World's covered in water and Noah runs aground.'

"Refusal to Obey a Police Officer. You?"