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"They called him ‘weird’, they called him ‘creepy’, but now they’d call him Sheriff."

Thomas Keneally

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

A street fight.

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

God's Double Whammy.

'The stuff legends are made of'

Fresh Blood In Politics

'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

Roadie

News Celeb Divorce: Long-suffering wife tells us of abusive husband, In tomorrow's news - dignified husband tells us of vile grabbing wife.

Mysterious appearance of the gentleman in small clothes

"Crush your empties, see them placed in the proper receptacle and hear the lamentation of the wet mop!"

Please don't tell the cows they are in a cartoon.

"Late, as usual."

'The large crate contains my medals.'

"Well, it certainly is nice to know someone's looking out for us old folks!"

Daniel Defoe

'He came here to try to forget.'

'Whilst you were in the toilet, they descended into the underworld.'

"That night, Rachel discovered the truth about Ed’s past…" "I’ve had it with these blasted narrative boxes!"