Heroic Stories Fan Mugs

The new 'LONE' Ranger. . .

'Yes, all at once!'

Warrior Woman

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Mom dwarves.

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

A street fight.

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

'The stuff legends are made of'

Updated Fairy Tales Cinderella. My lawyers won't let me do glass slippers anymore --- Too many liability issues.

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

Peter

'I know how you can get him to notice you.'

Achilles often feared that his weakness would be discovered.

Social media in fairy tales

Hans Brinker - the early years.

Lord of the Rungs: Window Cleaner

'Sorry, no woodworm!'

The Woman of Samaria Meets Jesus (The Holy Bible).

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the - get out of my selfie, you idiot - who's the fairest of them all?

Alice Through The Looking Glass - The Red King and the Red Queen.

Alice in Wonderland: The Mad Hatter Leaves the Court Room.

'Nice try, Chicken Little. We're not falling for that one again.'

The Augean Stables

She's Not Heavy, She's a Heroine

"Crush your empties, see them placed in the proper receptacle and hear the lamentation of the wet mop!"

'The large crate contains my medals.'

"They called him ‘weird’, they called him ‘creepy’, but now they’d call him Sheriff."

"Well, it certainly is nice to know someone's looking out for us old folks!"

Dish ran away with the spoon

Paul and Mrs. Pipchin