Intricate Instruction Fan Gifts

Advanced Origami

Bright idea

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

'I found another pothole.'

Squirrel and bird feeder.

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

Manual Worker

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

Jazz Bagpipes

Mad Social Scientist School

Sign: 'Gerrards Cross - Owens Volley'.

Transylvania Lecture Hall. Tonight Count Dracula will speak about lessons he learned looking back over a long life. I thought vampires didn't reflect.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

"Everyone seems to be having no trouble assembling our products. Apparently, we're making our instructions too easy."

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

'What training do I get?'

'I'll get this rock; you get the other.'

A restaurant called "Eat'n'Eat"

"I don’t know if this is just the cashews talking, but I find you absolutely delightful."

Hugh - From Barnaby Rudge

'You can't just get up and leave without permission.'

'We need someone in here, like now.'

'Well, I've managed to get rid of the annoying double vision effect on your T.V.'

That side up.

A nurse Reports A Patient's Condition To The Doctor.

'To think it was me who suggested you took up an interest like basket-weaving...'

Bob invents the Zero Gravity Light Bulb.

'Allow me to congratulate you on the way you programmed me...'

Okay, Ernie, tell me if my left turn indicator is on. Yes - No - Yes - No - Yes.

"Guess what I say today!!"

Effective communications

"Nothing is wrong with the machine. Press the buttons harder. You need to work on your people skills."

Early bagpipes prototype show Scottish man playing a wailing cat.