Intimate Evaluator Gifts

"Sometimes, I think you enjoy the performance review more than the sex."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Sauvignon Bonk

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

Global Positioning Manual

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

'Whose idea was it to use enron as a benchmark?'

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

"I will refute my wife's allegations that I'm a work obsessed pedant with the aid of a slideshow presentation."

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

"Was it funny for you?"

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

"I see that grading papers for the teacher is going to your head."

You're too intimate!

Critics In Love

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

"Yes, it was good for me - not as good as it was the last time, but probably better than it's going to be the time after this."

'I think Harry's getting serious.. he suggested we shower together.'

Sex Score

'We first met here - when I was doing your job.'

"Cold, colder... Warm, warmer... Hot, hotter... Cold, colder, freezing!"

'You got the job, the family and now the fancy car. But it's not enough, is it? No, my friend, it's never enough.'

"Has it been in your family long?"

"Foreplay? What do you want that for?"

'You say here you're a people person.'

Sat Nav: G Spot?

Honestly, dear, I really do have a headache tonight.