Romantic Evaluators Gifts

Critics In Love

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

Dating an English Major

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

His and Hers Wedding

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"I'll give you my unconditional love - on one condition."

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

'First date with a logician - These venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time. We'll see where you fit in, where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps'

Deconstructionist girlfriend

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

"I suggest you read this book....it comes highly recommended by earthlings."

But Darling, how could I possibly have an affair?

"It's a miracle the miners could even find a diamond this small."

Couple in Grey

'A four-leaf clover! They say it brings luck!'

"We met online, it was love at first site."

Tunnel of love/Tunne of indifference.

Inside the Candidates

"Well, the flocking together is amazing, but sometimes I wonder if that's all we have in common."

'It happened on Valentin's Day. My husband thought it would be romantic to replace my heart pill medication with candy hearts...'

Lovers' Leap

'May the groom kiss the bride?'

'We first met here - when I was doing your job.'

'No fooling around. I'm a very jealous guy.'

"I can't see it lasting!"

'Do I love you for your body or your mind? Is this a trick question?'

'Oh no, it's not sex night again, is it'

"Decision time folks! Will you come back next week and try for the baby?"

Elderly couple

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."